It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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