i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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