apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
It's blow job season.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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