Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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