So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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