Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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