what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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