everyone is single if you try hard enough
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
