My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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