Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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