Non-Jews are for practice
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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