Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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