he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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