Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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