She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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