Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Are we still banned from the library?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now