Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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