Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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