Porn is love you can see.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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