PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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