don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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