if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Randomize
