I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I am naked and annoyed.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
A+ Viking dick
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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