Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
