Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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