Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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