Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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