He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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