im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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