i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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