where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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