the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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