My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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