Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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