Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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