you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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