I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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