she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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