We got so high we made milksteak
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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