we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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