that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
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im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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