You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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