So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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