I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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