Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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