Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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