I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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