I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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