I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I think a kid would responsible me up
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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