i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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