love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just had sex bonerless
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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