what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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