If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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